Monday, December 22, 2008

Top 10 Reasons You Might Be A Woodworker!

  1. You blow your Nose and Sawdust comes out!
  2. Missing a digit (Can only count to 9)
  3. No Lint in the Belly Button, just wood chips
  4. You smell like a Hamster Cage
  5. Your fingernails are a Nice Shade of Mahogany
  6. You never throw anything away because you might need it
  7. Your vehicle has never seen the inside your garage
  8. You've got sawdust in low places
  9. The smell of sawdust takes you to your happy place
  10. You never let your spouse buy furniture because you can "Make It"
at

2 comments:

  1. The Great Ethan AllenDecember 23, 2008 at 12:57 AM

    Ha I got 7 out of 10! Oh I looked up to the GRinch that killed frosty! what a bunch of crap! we have a guy here in Grand haven who lights up his house and sets it to music. It was auwsome but he moved it to a larger area. From what I gather, the city was very helpfull giving him the resources to do it. Here is the video of his house from three years ago. ( we saw it!)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgrQdxzFAtM

    ReplyDelete
  2. ac4uDecember 25, 2008 at 10:55 AM

    1,4,5,6,9, and 10! for me.
    ;-))

    ReplyDelete